10. Christians miss their true calling by thinking of $10 as an offering and a tithe as something only the Jews did.
9. Christians miss their true calling by spending more time with greater regularity changing the oil in their cars than praying.
8. Christians miss their true calling by thinking winning a million dollars in the Oklahoma lottery is more likely than God granting them the desires of their hearts. Psalm 37:4.
7. Christians miss their true calling by picking their own spouse, picking their own house, picking their own school, and picking their own job and then wondering how Satan and the world got to pick all of their problems.
6. Christians miss their true calling by thinking they were called to sit in a pew rather than stand in the breach.
5. Christians miss their true calling by attending church rather than being the church.
4. Christians miss their true calling by being more passionate about spectator sports than God’s game of life.
3. Christians miss their true calling by being able to tell a hundred jokes but not one parable.
2. Christians miss their true calling by knowing more about the rise in the stock market than the rise of the anti-Christ.
1. Christians miss their true calling by relegating demons, Prophecy and the Second Coming to the next installment of Ghost Busters.
*When this list was originally issued in 2001 in another medium, one or more of the points might have been authored by others or swimming unattributed in the internet.*
